Shoes must have an interesting life. We keep seeing movies albeit Disney or Pixar movies about the lives of inanimate objects, and I as a person who would rather not wear shoes have decided they need a voice. Someone to tell their stories.
My friend Ben and I seem to have a running gag on Ugly shoes. Each week we see a host of sorostitues and truly demoralize them for their shoes alone. Granted an ugly outfit is ugly no matter the shoes, but sometimes that outfit could have been saved by a good pair of cute shoes.
Ben's girlfriend Sarah has a lot of cute shoes that must get a bad rap just for being of the hooker variety, but those shoes must feel sexy and wanted when they are worn, and feel like the world is new when she chooses them above all others to come home from the store.
So here we have the Ugly shoe diaries, the days in the lives of those shoes we choose to wear or leave at home to collect dust in the bottoms of our closets.
To the shoes! or as Dane Cook and I would put it, Fuck Shoes!
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