"It's not wise to upset a Wookie"

Oh dear god where to start with this? I think the only thing this boot could possibly say is "Aaaahhhahahhhhhh" or however one would replicate the spelling of the gurgling sound that Chewebacca makes.

Must start with photo.

Let's be honest here, these shoes can't talk... even to others of their species so I'm just going to have a hay day here. I saw a girl in something not quite as bad as the above pictured "Wookie Boots", but she was pretty close. They were brown and furry... hopefully warm because they were UGLY!

The question that begs asking is this? When did it become OK to chop off a Yeti in the middle of the shin and walk around in it's feet? Do you take these boots to be cleaned or groomed? And what on gods green earth goes with a pair of shoes like these?

My mind is so bent that I think Han Solo might ride up on a Tom-Tom and step in here to kill his long time friend. This is animal (even faux animal) ABUSE! And I think there outta be a hotline! 1-888-SAV-BOOT