Holy Ugly Shoes Batman!

I just found a website that is the place where Ugly shoes are born then sold into slavery. After browsing for about 10 minutes I found not one single pair of shoes I would dare to wear.

Where is this ungodly site/sight you ask? Why it's Like.com, with the exclusive line from Betsey Johnson.

What could be so bad about these shoes? Here's a nice example, we'll start with this one.


As if those weren't delightful enough, things seem to get progressively worse the further you surf. Not possible you say? These things are so amazing they have had to make up their own ugly pump language.


I'm amazed! These were shoes that were beat up as children. Teased and pushed around the school yard in the worst way. But then there are the "Naughty Monkey Hide N Seek... it takes a hidden talent to appreciate the ugliest things on earth to come up with these gems.







As if those were not so amazing you asked could there be worse? How about a pair that only Karen Parsons - live and direct from the Fresh Prince of Bell Air would wear to do the weather... I give you the Piece de Resistance!





Again I ask the question if there are outfits in this world that wouldn't scream in horror at the sight of these shoes and the possibility of being toppers to the rock bottom of shoes.



These are the kinds of girls on the top shelf of the closet crying out from a box in muffled tones "LET ME OUT!" feeling as though jailed in a small prison box wanting desperately to show their worthiness of chatting with the stuck up Jimmy Choo's. That old creepy sneaker that wants the Jimmy Choo to come down and play barks up in a deep laughing voice "You girls must have been hit with the ugly truck? Did she buy you when she was drunk?" It's hard not to feel sorry for these girls, but yet, I just don't!